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    Why are there band saws but no orchestra saws?
    Why are there table saws but no chair saws?
    Why are there end mills but no beginning mills?
    Why are there pipe wrenches but no cigarette or cigar wrenches?
    Why not radial foot saws?
    or thinness planers?
    or disjointers?
    Why belt sanders and not suspender sanders?
    or polka saws instead of jig saws?
    This is a truly complex hobby!!!!!
    If you have a comment...socket to me

  • #2
    We both must have way too much time on our hands. You for posting this and me for answering.
    I decided to change calling the bathroom the "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

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    • #3
      I sent an e-mail to a friend some time ago and was trying to cheer him up. So I gave him some paranoia jokes (no, he wasn't suffering from paranoia ).

      Why does corn have ears? What are they trying to hear? And who are they always stalking?

      Why do potatos have eyes? What are they trying to see? Who are they spying on?

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      • #4
        ...and why not drill pushes instead of just drill presses?

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        • #5
          "We both must have way too much time on our hands. You for posting this and me for answering."
          _______________________________________


          I second that Dave...

          That was funny. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

          [ 04-21-2004, 06:33 AM: Message edited by: Ari ]

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          • #6
            You guys just took what was beginning to look like a crappy day and put a big smile on it Got no choice but to grin the rest of the day after reading this thread.

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            • #7
              Let me know if you guys find any crescent or muffin jointers, instead of just the biscuits. The biscuits are always so dry and crumbly. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

              Jim

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              • #8
                Re: Provocative tool questions

                hammer drill but no prybar drill

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                • #9
                  Re: Provocative tool questions

                  See response #2.
                  I decided to change calling the bathroom the "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

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