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On the lighter side

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    Re: On the lighter side

    I have achieved total Inner Peace....try this

    I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calm in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'

    So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving
    the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

    You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
    sigpicSeldom Wrong, BUT Never in Doubt