all this talk about toilet paper, and keeping ourselves clean got me thinking.
after a couple of wipes with tp, i use a baby wipe.
i know, i know, not supposed to put baby wipes down the crapper(i personally never had a problem with plugging up a WC flushing them). i just don't like that funky feeling in-between showers if you know what i mean.:D
besides, if i didn't flush it where would i put the used wipe, in the garbage can? i'm sure that would go over well with my tammy, and visitors.:D
so i figured out a way of killing to ptarmigans with one stone.
after the first couple of wipes with tp, instead of using a wipe and flushing it, the user could use my invention.
it looks like a folded baby wipe with a bio-degradeable $h!t proof lining and drawstring. about the size of a MITT.
the user simply dones this product and gives themselves a good old cleansing after a movement.
after the user is satisfied, they pinch the inside with their fingers, grip the top of the wipe with their opposite hand and turn the wipe inside-out by pulling(like removing a pair of rubber gloves).
tie shut with the drawstring and discard into the bathroom waste basket.
i'm going to call it the "Smit" :p
thanks Dunbar :p